bluegone:

schickhydro:

The Schick Hydro® 5 Groomer is a 4-in-1 beard grooming tool for the fearlessly stylish. And to celebrate your good looks, save $7 here.

Okay media constantly sexualizes women and only a few companies have one JUST recently starting accepting “plus size” women.
but what the fuck is it with sexualizing men who are not the media norm “sexy”? fat, ugly, normal, etc.????

I mean, sure, forever media portrays that women are supposed to look a certain way and it is very narrow guidelines.
But the message is CONSTANTLY that men can be as fat and ugly and slobby and awkward and retarded and unappealing as they want to be and they should still be able to get ANY attractive woman(that fits the guidelines). 
That is the basis for EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MARKETING CAMPAIGN FOR EVERY SINGLE FUCKING COMPANY THAT SELLS SHIT TO MEN. 

And okay a razor company advertising beards? If you’re really going for a beard, you don’t need a razor. You might as well advertise birth control or fertility treatment to nuns(I can’t think of a good analogy right now).
You know what people do use razors for? You don’t what they don’t advertise?
Balls
Pubes
Crotch
Sure they have euphemisms they use like “bikini line”. What? and I don’t know how they advertise nair and shit.
They have the new razors they advertise for “they male landscape”. Huh? But it’s the abs(no fat dudes in that commercial[and what? it’s now suddenly acceptably ‘manly’ to shave your chest and shit?]). So what? A dude has a completely smooth body(except the armpits, don’t you dare shave them unless you have a vagina, then you’d better), and a wild, jungly mane of massive pube hair?
Really?
Are people going to die if you advertise shaving the pelvis? cuz
that’s all I do. I have a big untamed beard that I barely trim. I don’t touch the rest of my hairr cuz it’s natural(I have shaved my pits before, try it, at least trim it helps the smell), but I do shave “down there”. Why?
Optical inch? don’t care
hygene? what I bath
for her? not that big a deal
Because I fucking like it. I just like to feel that smooth ass shit. Run my fingers on it like yeah. It’s personal choice. A preference. It is what I want to do.
Advertise that.
Advertise choice.
Fat chicks with smooth legs(hell yeah)
Skinny chicks with hairy legs.(why not?)
Dudes of all sizes shapes and COLORS with all combinations of hair. 
Stop promoting beard culture. I love my beard, but I’m sick of this hipster duck dynasty shit. A beard doesn’t make you special. It just means you’re too lazy to shave. 

bluegone:

schickhydro:

The Schick Hydro® 5 Groomer is a 4-in-1 beard grooming tool for the fearlessly stylish. And to celebrate your good looks, save $7 here.

Okay media constantly sexualizes women and only a few companies have one JUST recently starting accepting “plus size” women.

but what the fuck is it with sexualizing men who are not the media norm “sexy”? fat, ugly, normal, etc.????

I mean, sure, forever media portrays that women are supposed to look a certain way and it is very narrow guidelines.

But the message is CONSTANTLY that men can be as fat and ugly and slobby and awkward and retarded and unappealing as they want to be and they should still be able to get ANY attractive woman(that fits the guidelines). 

That is the basis for EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MARKETING CAMPAIGN FOR EVERY SINGLE FUCKING COMPANY THAT SELLS SHIT TO MEN. 

And okay a razor company advertising beards? If you’re really going for a beard, you don’t need a razor. You might as well advertise birth control or fertility treatment to nuns(I can’t think of a good analogy right now).

You know what people do use razors for? You don’t what they don’t advertise?

Balls

Pubes

Crotch

Sure they have euphemisms they use like “bikini line”. What? and I don’t know how they advertise nair and shit.

They have the new razors they advertise for “they male landscape”. Huh? But it’s the abs(no fat dudes in that commercial[and what? it’s now suddenly acceptably ‘manly’ to shave your chest and shit?]). So what? A dude has a completely smooth body(except the armpits, don’t you dare shave them unless you have a vagina, then you’d better), and a wild, jungly mane of massive pube hair?

Really?

Are people going to die if you advertise shaving the pelvis? cuz

that’s all I do. I have a big untamed beard that I barely trim. I don’t touch the rest of my hairr cuz it’s natural(I have shaved my pits before, try it, at least trim it helps the smell), but I do shave “down there”. Why?

Optical inch? don’t care

hygene? what I bath

for her? not that big a deal

Because I fucking like it. I just like to feel that smooth ass shit. Run my fingers on it like yeah. It’s personal choice. A preference. It is what I want to do.

Advertise that.

Advertise choice.

Fat chicks with smooth legs(hell yeah)

Skinny chicks with hairy legs.(why not?)

Dudes of all sizes shapes and COLORS with all combinations of hair. 

Stop promoting beard culture. I love my beard, but I’m sick of this hipster duck dynasty shit. A beard doesn’t make you special. It just means you’re too lazy to shave. 

schickhydro:

The Schick Hydro® 5 Groomer is a 4-in-1 beard grooming tool for the fearlessly stylish. And to celebrate your good looks, save $7 here.

Okay media constantly sexualizes women and only a few companies have one JUST recently starting accepting “plus size” women.

but what the fuck is it with sexualizing men who are not the media norm “sexy”? fat, ugly, normal, etc.????

schickhydro:

The Schick Hydro® 5 Groomer is a 4-in-1 beard grooming tool for the fearlessly stylish. And to celebrate your good looks, save $7 here.

Okay media constantly sexualizes women and only a few companies have one JUST recently starting accepting “plus size” women.

but what the fuck is it with sexualizing men who are not the media norm “sexy”? fat, ugly, normal, etc.????

magnacarterholygrail:


"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"

I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND A COUPLE OF LIGHT STROKES

Do you think Nicki Minaj is white enough?

magnacarterholygrail:

"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"

I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND A COUPLE OF LIGHT STROKES

Do you think Nicki Minaj is white enough?

monkeyelbow:

I found this abandoned pic, I don’t want to finish it. Anyway here is.

I mean, it’s finished enough to do the job

monkeyelbow:

I found this abandoned pic, I don’t want to finish it. Anyway here is.

I mean, it’s finished enough to do the job

tastefullyoffensive:

[soupoder]

waiting for Groot

tastefullyoffensive:

[soupoder]

waiting for Groot

kaylamclaughln:

theycallmetabs:

I know people don’t mean any harm but they say the most ridiculous things to me!

So the last of our errands involved going to the post office. We get up to the clerk and she begins to ooh and ahh over Alex. Ok cool, typical woman actions. She then proceeded to tell me how she has a white daughter…

… I can’t.

As a white person I must admit and apologize for the fact that I do not think that there is a single white person who has not at some point wanted a black baby. White kids are just bland. srsly. But that beautiful brown skin tone(s) look good in anything. 

REALLY what’s more racist: the fact that we are forced to have white babies just because we’re white? or us wanting to have babies of other races? 

theycallmetabs:

So I’m out with Alexandra & we’re on the air force base running errands. An older woman stopping by comments:

Her: How old is he?
Me: She is 5 weeks old
Her: Oh I thought it was a he because she doesnt any hair ribbons
Me: She has on a pink and white onesie and pink pants, do I need to put a…

Oh lawd. Babies don’t look like shit. They look like babies. They only way you could ever tell their gender is by what clothes the parents choose to put on them. 

But totally right. It’s not a girl unless there’s a bow cuz Ms. Pacman duh

radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

What would you do if my chemistry homework was there?

Godammit yes

Godammit yes

thelastjackalope:

Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix

That is seriously the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen.