I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m doing it really, really well.

percychekov:

"i don’t believe in God"

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"…i believe in science.”

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clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

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lasciel replied to your post: taking hooker with a heart of gold to …

…. get Zaphod Beeblebrox drunk, convince him that you’ll take that spaceship that he’s surely tired of by now in lieu of your usual fee?

I know this is a reference but idk to what?  xtina hendricks on firefly?

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Zaphod Beeblebrox is president of the galaxy and his ship is The Heart of Gold which has the unique “improbability drive”. 

breadfaculty:

I know this is horrible but I hate that feeling when you’re all primed and ready to be self-righteously upset at someone but they act all kind and understanding and accommodating and your rage ends up having no outlet. It’s like anger blue balls.

red balls

breadfaculty:

I know this is horrible but I hate that feeling when you’re all primed and ready to be self-righteously upset at someone but they act all kind and understanding and accommodating and your rage ends up having no outlet. It’s like anger blue balls.

baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

It would have been WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY

quicker to just say “no one ever talk to me ever at all ever”

fuck me duckless.

And I could not talk to this person because, despite their love for pointing out others flaws in such detail, HE HAS HORRIBLE FUCKING TYPING GRAMMAR!

”, or,” ???????????????????????

Can you even use slashes AND “etc.” at the same time?

"an "fun…" ? learn articles. 

”, and,” WHY DO YOU NEED SO MANY COMMAS????

He sounds like an idiot white American, but he spells “favourite” with a u(okay, I’ll do it sometimes. I appreciate British spelling) so what is going on there?

help. this must be a very sad person. 

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

impulsestabbings:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

It went well I think, it was a live blog and I talk fast but I think I was still coherent and we got to cover a lot of ground. Idk if there will be a transcript but it was a live blog interview on the campus life section

Link for live blog interview:

Life As A College Sex Worker

Ah, there.

(I’m Red)

Have you even bothered to read the comments? They are retarded. 

The first one that just happened to catch my eye:

Oh my fucking goodness. I only just very recently discovered your disdain for the term and I completely understand it after reading this. 

She is empowered, empowered by being a reporter and she’s not risking anything by being a reporter because being a reporter is not illegal or socially cast down. That’s the only “empowerment” she has, which could quite easily be called privilege.  

Sure, you don’t have the balls to risk your entire future to display how empowered you are by showing your face which isn’t even the fucking point of an interview. The important part is what you have to say.

Yes, you can be okay with “it” and still be okay with your own personal privacy and safety. 

And

What? Just what?

Question

Should one make a character another race just for diversity?